What every NHL team wants for Christmas
This year for Christmas every NHL team has a special wish for the holidays, here's what they are.
Anaheim Ducks
The Ducks want something very selfless all the Ducks want for Christmas is for John Tortorella to have some fun and maybe to smile.
Arizona Coyotes
The Coyotes really only have three things on their wish list Shane Wright, money to pay rent and for the team to still be in Arizona when Matthews is a free agent.
Boston Bruins
The Bruins want to not be on the nice list because they miss being the Big Bad Bruins or David Krejci they'd take him too
Buffalo Sabres
The Sabres really want attendence to climb over 60% but they'd settle for Shane Wright.
Calgary Flames
The Flames want the City of Calgary to just give in and pay for their new arena no question asked. They'd even be okay with a little elf labour in the off season if they work cheap enough.
Carolina Hurricanes
The Hurricanes want world peace and for Freddy Andersen's groin to hold up all season.
Chicago Blackhawks
The Blackhawks want people to forgive them for the Kyle Beach situation, but they'd settle for someone finding the version of Seth Jones that they traded for to finally show up.
Colorado Avalanche
All the Avalanche want is for Nathan MacKinnon to actually take a team friendly deal and not keep saying he already did when we all know he didn't.
Columbus Blue Jackets
All the Blue Jackets want is for the Blackhawks pick to not be in the top 2!
Dallas Stars
The Dallas Stars just want Jamie Benn to stop being so damn selfish or to at least stop tweeting about how selfish he is.
Detroit Red Wings
The Red Wings want to fast forward two years to when they're back to being a Stanley Cup contender under Stevie Y.
Edmonton Oilers
The Oilers would like a time machine so they could turn back time to when Duncan Keith was a top 4 dman.
Florida Panthers
The Panthers just want Sergei Bobrovsky to play like he did for the first 6 weeks of the season.
Los Angeles Kings
The LA Kings want Quinton Byfield to stay healthy so they can finally get Kopitar to tutor him.
Minnesota Wild
The Wild wanted compliance buyouts for Suter and Parise instead they got a bunch of dead cap space, so they'll settle for an Apple Watch
Montreal Canadiens
The Canadiens want to trade Carey Price for an absolute haul while not retaining any salary. But they'd also settle for a couple new french speaking coaches and executives for them to choose from.
Nashville Predators
The Predators want to harness that Nashville playoff vibe and become Smashville one more time under David Polie.
New Jersey Devils
The Devils want PK Subban to keep up his blemish free record when it comes to suspensions.
New York Islanders
The Islanders want John Tavares to know how much they hate him and even years later he's still a snake or to not be last place, but they'd rather the JT thing.
New York Rangers
The Rangers and Panarin just want players like Brad Marchand and Tom Wilson to stop being so mean.
Ottawa Senators
The Senators want a new arena that isn't two and a half hours away from the nearest city.
Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers want to know what they did wrong with Carter Hart and how to fix it.
Pittsburgh Penguins
Brian Burke wants Pierre McGuire to stop calling every 15 minutes asking about trading for Sidney Crosby.
San Jose Sharks
The Sharks really just want to trade Evander Kane. They don't really care about what they get back but they don't want anyone on the naughty list on their team.
Seattle Kraken
The Kraken want a do over at the expansion draft and to have not signed Philipp Grubauer
St Louis Blues
The Blues want to unlock Jordan Binnington's uncrazy side.
Tampa Bay Lightning
The Lightning want to find a way to circumvent the salary cap again for a chance at another Stanley Cup.
Toronto Maple Leafs
The Leafs want their fanbase to stop arguing over which player is better, Marner or Nylander. Just kidding, they want to make it out of the first round.
Vancouver Canucks
The Canucks want Elias Pettersson to start playing like their fans said he could. You remember Swedish Gretzky?
Vegas Golden Knights
The Golden Knights want to continue to be the only team in NHL history to have never experienced pain or embarrassment.
Washington Capitals
895 That's it.
Winnipeg Jets
Winnipeg just really wants an airport because those long bus rides out of province are just getting tiring.
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